December 2010
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Number of movie trailers watched: 10ish???
Number of hot male leads stalked on internet which have lead to stalking of hot guys seen in movies that I forgot about stalking previously on IMDB.com: At least 4…numbers increasing quickly…
Number of platonic girl crushes developed: 2 - Hello Olivia Wilde…let’s be best friends and braid each others hair and you can share your...
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This could be my last post of 2010...
And it may not, I’m as fairweather as they come about those decisions…mostly because sometimes I’m all jacked up on excitement and others, I’m all no I don’t care…but I have been MIA and I’m sorry for that. I’ve been rolling around in the happiness and music progression that is Atlanta. I’m like seriously having romantic feelings about that...
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In less than 24 hours...
I will be listening to these dudes on a flight to Hotlanta (hint…one of my top 10 Albums of 2010):
Then after a brief reunion with the family I love so much (even though my mom has taken to my step-dad’s gifted camo snuggie like a moth to a flame), we will go here:
And I will order this (note what all omlettes come with..THANK GOD):
And I will be served those grits...
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“Burt Farlander: Do you promise to let our daughter be fat or skinny or any...”
– My new favorite movie.
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And everyone laughed when we made "Squirrel" code... →
The only comparison I can find that equates to what I just read above is Penn State University 2004, fraternity row…Those were the good old days.
But seriously, we decided as a chick collective to call hot boys we see randomly “Squirrels” similar to the movie Up when the dog gets distracted easily when he thinks he spots a squirrel. I’m impressed we were so spot on.
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WatchI’d like to congratulate my first ever Bandage Hero of the Week….Miss J.Cross for playin’ on playa. You have reached hero status.
As winnings, I have dedicated this song specifically to you.
Sergi Q - Hot Lil Thang
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I’ve decided to occasionally nominate and award Bandage’s Hero of the Week…It probably won’t be every week because most of the time, I’m not that impressed.
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I can't even... →
Well there goes my social life and my seemingly deep pool of eligible hipsters (and papparazzi…I don’t want to talk about it…but I kinda do) to make out with and end up in strange apt’s around Manhattan doing epic things with that we will likely tell our kids kids about when we’re old and reliving the glory days (that is if we can remember them)…
So I’m...
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Raise your hand if...
Your supervisor just bought you a Harmonica and a “How to Play Harmonica” Booklet because “I know you love music and I think you should learn an instrument”…I’m besides myself. I can’t even believe I am going to learn to play this little guy…First hurdle after learning to hold it (which if it’s anything like chopsticks I’m effed), is...
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If SPIN were a man, I'd date him...(Free GOOD... →
I normally loathe the end of December bc I get all stressed out about what my top tuneage is for the year in review but why even worry this year when SPIN has not only told me, they gave it to me for free. So yea, what SPIN said…and really I wouldn’t argue even if I could.
And thanks TX Pen Pal…you’ve done it again.
Honorary LadyScout of the Week: Nicki Minaj →
Congrats LadyScouts! So glad I can be a part :)
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WatchT-minus 7 days and counting I get to cross the Mason Dixon line to a land where “excuse me” is a vocabulary phrase, smiling at someone as you pass them doesn’t mean I’m going to sodomize you, and where I can buy hair care products for a dollar less. All of these things and I get to see my family for the first time in almost a year…life couldn’t be sweeter.
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I Got Merried...
Normally I’d go through all the goofy things that happened at my Gettin’ Merried Party like the fact that I made everyone, on the hour, stop talking and drinking and dance to Dynamite and/or Enrique’s explicit version of “I’m F—-in’ You Tonight” or (contrary to my opinion) one of the biggest hits at the party was a recipe by Chowey’s Little...
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Oh god. Oh god. Oh GAWD...Is it already time to be... →
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Today is exactly what I expected and I can’t even…but I will say this and then I’m signing off for the day (blamed completely on Holiday work party from 1p-4p and then holiday marketing event that I snuck into from 7p - guh).
1. Dudes - word of advice - stop wasting our time. If you have a girlfriend, which you’re absolutely allowed to have, don’t act all single and...
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robotindisguise:
Mos Def - Travellin’ Man
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It’s the little things in life that make our days. I purchased a replacement pair of fishnet tights at DSW last night for 10 bones and as much as the sales lady was all, OMG these are so sexy…I was like ehhh, bc I loved the originals, I mean they weren’t your average fishnets. So, even though today, I had allergies of the worst kind, I decided to get out and go hunt for a pair at...
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WatchOh.my.god. Steve of “Blue’s Clues” did NOT die of a heroin addiction AND he’s a musician…and not a half bad one. This discovery all started when I emailed my friend Chowey about the Planet Rock video:
Me: Let’s get wasted tomorrow and learn this dance to impress everyone at my party
Chow: omg omg omg this guys is sooooo a herion addict, probably on meth...
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WatchI love Mark Duplass. I love The League for which he stars in. I hate that I love his wife…she’s like my hero. I love this song by his band Volcano! I’m Still Excited. I love that you’re listening to it and then praising me for my great taste. (He’s the middle one).
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My better judgement said don’t post this because I’m pretty sure at least one person respects me out there, then my masochistic philanthropic side that wants to make people laugh and possibly feel better about themselves insisted I share the current State of Me…plus the masochistic philanthropic side gave me chocolate while the better judgement side said “go to the...
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WatchI know how everyone has their qualms about Facebook even though everyone on the planet has it… except those elitists on their shiny little “I read books and don’t own a tv” pedastals…that’s even too hipster for me (dare I say it). I mean I could go on and on about the issues I have with it (ie that whole checking in thing and the chronic layout changes) but when...
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Everyone should read Philadelphia Music Examiner.... →
“The first step - especially for young people with energy and drive and talent,...”
– - Chuck Palahniuk
I needed some sign from beyond and there beyond was.
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WatchEvery girl needs a man that doesn’t mind if she calls him by the wrong name…I’m just sayin.
If I ever decide to *shudder* internet date again (which is successful for some and no judgments to you) the only thing I’m putting in the “About Me” section is:
These are the lyrics to The Twist by Frightened Rabbit (on tour NOW!!), I’m the one in the twisting outfit and you’re the one singing the song,...
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“I have finally learned a) how to flirt b) I’m hot and c) to not get overwhelmed...”
– I was toiling over what my 100th post would be. I went back and forth knowing that I would not list out 100 things in commemoration of this very special post nor downplay it with a video/music post and be done with it. I chose this correspondence with Chowey because it sums up a lot of my life to...
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Best compliment to date...
Received via text by the most in-the-know under 25-er I’ve met yet:
“When people ask what I wanna do with my life im just gonna answer: be Jacqueline Ballone”
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WatchI wish I could take credit for this little gem but I can’t. It’s Jules, she did it again, discovered and turned me on to this delightful band indigenous of New Zealand. It’s absolutely one of those songs that you have to play over and over and you crave it when you’re not listening to it. Guh. Heart dot com. Passion Pit might be in trouble after this little chestnut!
Young...